John, aka John-boy because we haven’t come up with a better nickname for him yet and now that it’s on the site it’s probably going to stick, is the most laid back of The Boys. He’s in college at College of Charleston and working at Harris Teeter over the summer so hasn’t had as much time to spend on the finer things in life, like blowing up pinatas, but has been able to participate in a few of the projects so far.

Historically, all great pranksters have a small whisper to get them started with whatever prank or stunt they were planning on pulling next. For The Boys, John is that whisper. It’s not unusual for us to be sitting around, talking about something, watching a movie, or playing some Smash Bros. Melee and to hear John say, “You know what’d be awesome…” Therein lies most of our random ideas. Occasionally it’s Skytso or Chuck, but John-boy is somewhat famous for being that quiet guy who sits in the back not saying much until that one moment when he leans forward and gives a poke in the right (or wrong) direction.

Nowadays John is just as vocal and boisterous as Chuck and Skytso. He’s still typically the safest though. If something is blowing up, stand by John. Explosions seem to avoid him. If there’s a firework going off, where ever John is is a safe distance. Not to say he doesn’t do some crazy stuff, he just has the best working survival instinct in the group.